Just Add Water

3 cups

one unit fer

yr love and stuff.

coupon of beef

re mark the wanted.

thousands ded.

some dude got murdered.

ape escape!

ripping off 

genitals. 

get yr eyes fixed

here.

sexual botox

ED.

yeh sure, Viagra.

all things considered, 

eggs. 

scenic views, 

anuses w/ 

cream 

attached. 

mild oil utility 

check 

points.

rethink the

light bulb

penetration

fer yr

daughter.

second build of

school blow out. 

the absent now

to youth 

generation. 

all have fun,

with favorite 

things. 

SOMEBODY IS LIVING IN THE NATIONAL GALLERY

So the Superbowl halftime show, right? Bruce Springsteen gets up there on stage and starts jumping on things and humping his microphone and saying lame stuff like are you ready to rock or whatever. There were also fireworks. All of which was very cheesy and lame. But then he goes,  Is there anybody alive out there?! And they all cheer in response and then he says it again. Is there anybody alive out there? He yells that to a stadium full of screaming people and TV cameras connecting him to most of the country including me. And I was like shit boss, I know exactly what you're on about.