SANTA REVEALED

North Pole-- A recent raid on Santa’s workshop has uncovered some questionable treatment of elves.

This is especially disturbing when one considers last year’s rumors of castration by apes in elf family households. There have also been reports of special treatment for female elves who wear red, and stifling of elf creativity by forbidding blue paint in the north pole. Some workers have reported anuses with cream attached.

Many have questioned, however, whether elves, as non-humans, are entitled to the same rights as human workers. Nevertheless, some from of payment seems reasonable.

“These spoons cost $50 a pop, and the elves aren't getting any of it” one FBI agent said on Tuesday. “But no amount of money can compensate for these violations to elf family justice.”

Hey Kids,

Thwart the illusion--
Santa Claus doesn’t make toys
He makes spoons, mainly
$50 a pop.
Trees are special to lots of people
step up to the band saw with a limb.

Compensation

Forced to live in squalor
Work with no pay

"No amount of money
can compensate for ...
freedom,
family
justice."

"I have seen the
worst of America.
I have seen the
best this country has to offer,
laws,
justice for the powerless and exploited."

To be compensated $7500 each
Paid $15000 to come to United States
($7500 - $15000 = - $7500 in the hole)

Compensation?

Reinvent Wheel? Blue Room. Defusing Bomb? Red
Room.

Try improve performance at work
or write novel?
Maybe it time consider color walls or computer screen.

new study any guide, color red
work more accurate,
blue more creative.

Red groups recall and detail,
remembering words checking spelling punctuation.
Blue groups requiring imagination,
inventing uses for brick or
creating toys shapes.

To fight child obesity or teenage smoking,”
mention advertisers, sports teams and restaurateurs.

Effects perhaps similarly primal women shown in photographs with red backgrounds or wearing red shirts more attractive
not necessarily more likeable or intelligent.

yellow guests ate twice much.

There no blue rooms in the place.